Khloe Kardashian has the Time

Khloe Kardashian, her giant ass, and two friends were in Las Vegas. The city's new slogan is "Where Assholes Go to Party." Her friends are dressed like it's New Year's Eve and I sort of give them a pass because they look to be in their 20's and women that age think that's classy for some bizarre reason. But I'm not sure why a 34 year old woman like Khloe would think wearing that white net thing was a sound fashion choice but, it's Khloe Kardashian. I bet the inside of her head looks like a cartoon clock with all of the gears smoking and all the springs bouncing around. Is she eight feet tall?