No Photo? No Problem.

Sometimes when you go for interviews they'll ask you to bring 2 passport photos. I mean, come on, not that I'm 100% sure I'm gonna get the job, or worse, 100% sure I WANT the job. What do they need the photo for? You see me in real life when I walk in. WORSE, once they hire you they'll ask for another 2 photos for your employee ID card. What happened to the previous 2? Buried in between crossroad to make a deal with the devil under my alias along with that photostated copy of my IC and even my previous payslips? Usually I'm not really bothered with passport photos. Hey, not cheap ok and I don't really like taking photos alright?

So that day some lady call me to go for this bank's interview, they're setting up a new division. Feels like shit when you have to go back to the shitty brown colored building that you used to walk in for 10 months during your 2nd job. Its like a short introductory stuff but the hiring manager will decide you suit this blablabla department and then if there'll be a 2nd interview blablabla. They told me earlier in the email to bring 2 photos. Got none, not gonna get none. Off I went and fuckin A... there's a box on the form asking me to attach my fuckface on it. So fuck it...

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Oh hi there! Is you Madonna?

Yes, I have a square face with a killer smile and the words "Attach Photograph Here" tattooed on my forehead. Now have a fuckin nice day and weekend... fuckfaces.