Today is recovery day

You know it was a good party when you wake up and find that a piece of cheap furniture has been obliterated and you have a mysterious bruise on your arm and the inside of your thumb.

I woke up this morning still drunk but also with a hangover. I didn't know that was possible.

My cat is a freaking party animal.

I now have eight million gallons of tequila, a couple of bottles of vodka and a case of beer. Swing by my place sometime and watch me turn into Amy Winehouse.

Did you know they make blueberry vodka?

One of my guests confessed he has never seen Star Wars. He was immediately beaten with a light saber as punishment.

I'm not kidding.