Rita's New Flavor

Directly next to Rita's Water Ice on the Bristol Pike is the Woodhaven Greenery. Driving past there Marina let out a groan that was immediately followed by a bolt of laughter. The Greenery had a sign that said "Special - Black Mulch" and for a flicker of an instant she though the sign was advertising a new flavor of Rita's water ice. Marina said, "I read that and was like, 'Jesus, I thought Marshmallow Peeps was a stretch as a flavor, but black mulch??' Too funny."